For years the international science community has been working together to create Lunar Guide Bounce Technology Internet (LGBTI) and the wait is finally over. Starting tomorrow, Internet users world wide will have an opportunity to upgrade their internet connections to this new technology and I can hardly wait to be one of the first to take advantage.
Mark your calendars because 01 April 2012 will go down in history as the day Internet access changed for the global masses. LGBTI promises to unite the world through ultra high speed network connections no matter where you live or even if you have an existing Internet service. The promise of near instantaneous communication speed has been lauded as a "game changer" by Internet service providers, mobile carriers, and social network engineers.
This amazing t
echnology is possible through an array of highly reflective light guide tubes strategically placed on the Lunar surface during several secret missions to the Moon over the past decade. These tubes capture neutrinos cast off the Sun, convert them into tachyons and take advantage of the time bending properties of these amazing particles to speed up Internet access here on Earth. Your Internet connection is routed through a satellite array to the Lunar tachyon factory where it is passed back in time to a mere instant after it was generated. The effect is almost instantaneous communication anywhere on the planet.Several major Internet providers have shown an interest in relocating to the Moon in light of the recent unveiling of the LGBTI station. Lunar real estate prices are expected to rise dramatically in the wake of the announcement.
Have a glorious day netizens.
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